The problem with an impromptu African safari is that this continent requries a lot of foresight and planning. Billed as a primate safari, our trip was intended to primarily feature two gorilla treks, one in Uganda and one in Rwanda. As the last two to join the group of travelers, Dad and I missed the window during which we could have purchased Ugandan Gorilla Trekking Permits. So, as we entered the Bwindi Impenetrable National Park, we had no idea whether or not we would actually be able to search for our ancestral amigos. Our lead driver, a slick character who missed his calling as a talent agent or used car saleseman by the name of William, told us he had a friend who would take us on a "nature walk" for a significantly reduced fee that would essentially act as a black market gorilla trek. Needless to say we were more than a little skeptical. However, William's wheeling and dealing resulted in actual Ugandan gorilla permits; well, almost. William secured us the right to hike with gorillas that were not entirely habituated.
Let me explain. An ordinary gorilla trek allows a tourist one hour with a family of gorillas that, over time, learned to feel at ease when humans came to visit. This is a process that takes years and multiple generations of gorillas to come to fruition and without it, the gorillas have the potential to act like any other wild animal would and, if frightened, tear us limb from limb. So we had no guarantees: maybe we wouldn't find the gorillas, maybe we would see a patch of fur from the distance, maybe the male silverback would hoist me above his head and the entire family would bow to me as their deity. We just didn't know.
William excitedly told us that our group (Dad, myself, our intrepid safari leader Jim, and two thirds of the family we went chimp trekking with the first go around) was the closest to the gorillas. The night before prompted several excited fist pumps between Dad and I, seeing as upon arrival we had to realistically consider the possibility that we would not have the opportunity to trek. Our fist bumps turned out to be somewhat premature. Ugandan English is an interesting paradox; while the driver's english was very proficient from a word, structure, and pronounciation standpoint, the actual transmission of ideas was not always successful. What William originally meant was that our group was the closest once we had actually arrived at the beginning of our hike. It took us three and a half hours of ungodly bumpy, dangerous mountain roads for us to get to the base of our hike, on top of which was a thirty minute period when we sat in a hostel and drank tea while waiting for the go ahead cell phone call. And to think we had anticipated a fifteen minute drive. What William really meant was that our group was the closest after our drive, only fifteen minutes away. Well, we had traveled thousands of miles by air and miserable ground to get there and the minor snafu in translation was not exactly a major detterent.
Or was it? We met our ranger guide, Imhe (that is as close to his name as I can recall). We literally walked off the road and into the forest. This forest, known as the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest, is aptly named. In my years of outdoor experience, I have summitted Lobo Peak in New Mexico, hiked up and down the Rio Grande Gorge, portaged sixty-five pounds of canoe and an additional fifteen of backpack while weighting no more than one hundred pounds as a younger teenager through swamps so wet that murky brown water concealed my lower appendages, and in between all of these hiked damn near every mountain trail in Northern New Mexico with a minimum altitude of seven thousand feet. Now that I've listed my hiking and exploring C.V., you should realize that I am very experienced and adept at hiking, climbing, trekking, or whichever verb you wish to use for the action of exploring long distances on foot. Given that experience, I need to make one thing absolutely clear: this was far from a leisurely stroll through the jungle.
The initial descent, for the first leg took us from a mountain top into the adjoining valley, was analogous to jumping into an elevator shaft. The forest in Bwindi is so heavily populated by green growth that the dirt floor was rarely to be seen and often covered with at least three inches of foliage, either dead of alive. If you weren't careful any step could cause you to lose your footing, a fate that befell all six of us. Luckily, because the hill was so steep, it only took about fifteen minutes to get down to the gorilla clearing; except, to our instant dismay, the gorillas were not to be found. After all, these wild apes were free to wander as they saw fit and had no obligation to wait for us. The descent was only the beginning.
Gorillas have no problem moving through a forest because they are more or less unstoppable mounds of muscle. The same could not be said of us humans. We spent the next hour and forty five minutes descending into one valley, then climbing up the next mountainside, only to see that the gorillas had once again turned back down into the valley. Our feet were constantly harassed by snare-like vines that tripped everyone, as well as hidden holes in the undergrowth and fallen logs. This, coupled with the extremely angled slopes, made for a pretty difficult journey. After about two total hours, our guide let us rest while he went of alone in search of the family. The five of us sat, dejected and exhausted, wondering why in the hell we consented to pay large sums of money only to chase after animals far superior to us in virtually every non-mechanical mode of transportation. Jim inappropriately mentioned that he only saw evidence of one gorilla that was strongly resisting habituation (the gorillas always knew where we were) and the four tourists couldn't decide whether seeing only onr gorilla or none would piss us off more.
Then Imhe came back and said the gorillas were just up ahead. Yeah, we had heard that line before. Still, we ducked under branches, crawled on hour hands and knees, and braced ourselves with walking stick and jungle plants alike to keep upright until--there they were!
There were three, just hanging out in trees as one would imagine a gorilla would. We saw a mother, an adolescent, an even a silverback, which in all of my dad's three previous gorilla treks, he had never seen in a tree. They were close, maybe thirty feet away. We began snapping bad pictures when all three promptly returned to the ground and began walking away. We followed the three into a clearing (it wasn't a clearing before the apes had their say) populated by ten of the fifteen members of the family. We hiked around the perimeter of the area and saw three silverbacks, four mature mothers, two adolescents, and even one tiny gorilla baby. I thought it could get no better until I briefly locked eyes with the largest silverback.
Ndamukung Suh, the defensive tackle recently drafted #2 overall by the Detroit Lions, is listed at roughly 6'"4 305 lbs. He was my favorite player in college football this year and repeatedly destroyed every opposing athelete. This silverback was almost twice that size and half the body fat. With a head that could have outweighted me and a torso unrivaled in size by any steroid using bodybuilder, it was easy to ignore that the behemoth's shoulders and arms were strong enough that bench pressing a thousand pounds would be the equivalent of a human pushup. Looking briefly into unnervingly human eyes, I wondered to myself if this gorilla was the progenitor of intellectual thought. This was partly because of the venerable, wise expression of his face, but my sentiment carried an evolutionary and biological element as well. The Bonobo ape, currently endangered and living in Zaire/Congo (which we may have unknowningly crossed into unknowingly), is currently considered the species most genetically similar to homo sapiens. Gorillas are not that far off and look so frighteningly human that I swear this silverback could beat me at chess. I quickly averted my gaze as the pre-trek literature explicitly prohibited eye contact with the potential giant killing machines. Far be it from my skinny ass to challenege the most muscular creature I have ever seen to a dominance competition.
During this trip I realized that my poor photography skills does not preclude me from taking good pictures. Quite the contrary, with digital cameras photography skills have been rendered obsolete; when you can take hundreds of pictures, just keep shooting and eventually you will stike gold. I did and will post some of the highlights at the end of this post. We saw the baby, protected by its mother, eating leaves on the ground. I ventured a little too close and the silverback grunted a very understandable, "I'm bigger than you, get away from my kid." I backed away. We saw the adolescent hanging in the tree; he was clearly a snotty teenager because he stuck his tongue out at us a la Michael Jordan. A bush rustled and out emerged a silverback, who had remained hidden no more than twelve feet from where I was standing. Let me reiterate: I stood twelve feet from a silverback mountain gorilla in the wild, accidentally threatened his child, and lived to tell the tale. Wow.
My dad began this blog by stating that his previous gorrilla experiences were some of the paramount achievements and experiences of his life. I completely understand where he was coming from; I have seen a lot of the beauty of nature. I've seen bull elephants, lion, leopard, and cheetah, whales, great white sharks, vistas from the tops of mountains, bull moose, Victoria Falls and as of this trip, every damned eagle known to mankind. I've seen some of the architectural highlights of Europe, like Big Ben and Parliament, the Duomo, Loch Ness and the accompanying castle the name of which is currently escaping me, the Louvre, the Sagrada Familia, and countless other wonders of mortar and stone that have faded into vast expanses of my memory. I have been very fortunate. But nothing, I repeat nothing, has ever equaled the sublime wonder of seeing these magnificent animals existing in their own environment. None of us even felt the spine rattling, nausea inducing, three hour Land Cruiser ride back to our lodge because the endorphins stirred by viewing these kings under the mountain hardly waned.
And the best part? I get to do it all over again tomorrow.
**Update** Rwandan internet is not strong enough for me to upload our very high quality pictures to this blog. Pictures will be circulated when we get back to the states.